July 29

This photo can only be explained with this string of tweets that I sent during the event:

1:20 a.m. - My husband is freaking eating a chocolate pop tart IN BED at 1:30am!! Crumbs EVERYWHERE. And refusal to brush teeth.

1:21 a.m. - Single ladies wishing they were married? Remember this moment. Boys are gross. Really, really gross.

1:23 a.m. - Also, they do things just to bother you intentionally. Show no weakness!!

1:25 a.m. - Also, it's in my contract to tell you that he does nice things too.

He did end up brushing his teeth, eventually. And yes, there were chocolate Pop Tart crumbs in my bed for several days afterward.